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First of Twenty Questions and Welcome Back

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Welcome back to another thrilling season here at The Naked Bootleg. You’ll have to pardon me for the length of this column, but there is a lot to talk about, and even more to get excited about.
 
What is there to be excited about? Conference realignment is at the forefront of many people’s minds, at least for a dozen teams over the next two years, and only Mike Slive knows beyond that, but what else? How about a wide open Big Ten race (and no, you will not see me refer to it as the B1G, that shit ain’t happening), TCU vs. Boise State (even though the game was stolen from Ft. Worth), and the continued resurgence of 90s powers Florida State, Washington, and Texas A&M.
 
Of course, the world has continued to exist since the final tick out at Glendale. There were plenty of sad events such as the baseball season starting, the government fucking us just a little more each day, and yesterday’s passing of a college football legend, Bubba Smith. Seriously, the man was a monster. If you only remember him as Hightower from the Police Academy movies do yourself a favor and hit youtube and look for videos of Bubba’s career at Michigan State. He is a major reason they went 19-1-1 over his last two years in East Lansing.
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So You Want a Playoff, Huh?

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A number of years ago, I worked with a guy who had this great quotable that has stuck with me ever since I first heard it. It may not have been original to him, so I will not give you his name. That and the fact that he might not want to admit that he knows me. Regardless, he would often say that “people are masters at creating confusion for their own benefit.” On an almost daily basis, I find this so true. If you don’t believe me, call nearly any government office and ask for anything that might be slightly out of the ordinary.

I once went to a DMV to get a letter saying that my driving record had an error on it and was corrected on a certain date. I needed this, on request from a municipal judge, so that I could defend myself against a driving citation that was nothing but pure horse squeeze. It literally took me 6 weeks, 4 visits to their offices and over 2 dozen phone calls just to get 1 person to type up a 3 sentence letter and fax it to me. It really didn’t have to be this difficult. Ultimately, it was the 1st department I spoke to that provided the letter, but chaos and confusion is the norm for some of these places, and you have to wonder why. It has to be because someone benefits. On the other hand, a bit of unnecessary confusion can be interesting and fun. I am a huge fan of Rube Goldberg, which as you know was absolutely brilliant at developing incredibly complex systems to accomplish the simplest of tasks. But as fun as this is at times, it has no place in college football.

I mentioned in a recent article that I was not a fan of a playoff system. I am also not a huge fan of the BCS. I’m a bit old school. I don’t mind using the polls to select a national champion because it’s a bit of a paper championship anyways. I’ve always placed more stock in winning a conference championship. It’s as objective as it comes, because you’re playing everyone in your conference, or at least your division and you’re having to beat the other division champion. There is nothing subjective about it. Even when there are ties for a division championship, there are at least a number of levels of objective criteria you go through to select your champion before flipping the coin. In that article, I made the argument that even in a playoff system, at some point, seeding will likely have to look at the polls. There are just way too many teams for a full blown playoff on the national level. However, in spite of my playoff pessimism, I also mentioned in said article that I have given some thought as to how a playoff might work, while balancing how to address the major concerns with a playoff. I also mentioned that I would let you in on my maniacal thoughts in a future article. This is that article.
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