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20 Questions – Question 7

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Cardboard Chair by Frank Gehry - Flickr image by patrickd

Cardboard Chair by Frank Gehry - Flickr image by patrickd

One of the greatest life lessons I ever learned, may seem a bit of a paradox at first, but it is easy enough to understand when you think through it. “If you really want to find out how strong something is, then you have to destroy it. I learned this lesson about 17 years ago when I was in my first quarter of architecture school. Now, for those of you unfamiliar with the inner workings of a college of architecture, during your first year of school, you will receive the most difficult projects you can imagine and will not have been adequately prepared to be successful at them. The reason they do this is to thin out the class. Each quarter of your freshman year would end with some ridiculous project, like building a working footstool out of Q-tips and Elmers glue. For my first quarter freshman project, I had to build a chair out of cardboard. It had to weigh less than 10 pounds and the Dean of the college of architecture had to be able to sit in it without it breaking. If it broke, they kicked you out of the college. No pressure!

No joke…I went through about 12 designs before I locked in on a winner. For the first 11, each time I would build a scale model of the chair, my professor would come by and press on it in certain places with his fingers or fists and break my model. Each time, he would just look down at the destroyed evidence of my sleepless night, and say, “you should probably fix that.” Read the rest of this entry »

20 Questions – Question 6

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Flickr image by blackwarrior57

Flickr image by blackwarrior57

Ughh! I really hate this time of the year. The time of year when I get to go broke buying school clothes, lunchboxes, backpacks, and crap like that. The time of year when Wisconsin pretends that it’s some sub-tropical location, leaving me sweating from the short walk I have to take from my truck to my office when I get to work. It’s also that time of year when there is not a damn thing on tv except baseball, and for some unholy reason, ESPN thinks that airing college football games from last season is something that will get me excited about this coming college football season!

They are wrong!!! It just pisses me off…mainly because it’s a reminder of what a piss poor season it turned out to be for my Yellow Jackets, or maybe because I watched those games last year, with no desire to see history repeat itself. Seeing “college football” on my channel guide is a bit like getting invited over to a friend’s house when you were 10 years old to play with the new Nintendo Entertainment System he got for his birthday, only to get there and find out he didn’t really want YOU TO PLAY, he wanted you to WATCH HIM PLAY. What a dick…glad to hear that he’s unemployed today!

Anyway, with some certainty, I can say that Heisman trophy winners pretty much give definition to the term “job security.” It is strangely ironic though that some of the most successful players in the NFL were not Heisman winners, but were runner ups. In an article I wrote last season, I talk a little about this strange pattern. It may be that the NFL is just so different from the college game that it takes a different kind of football player to be successful. And when push comes to shove, the Heisman is really just about being The Shit at the college level. So how’s that for a set up to the question Randy left for me?

 “With the last two Heisman winners having won with no preseason expectation to take home hardware, who wins for 2011? Is the trophy Andrew Luck’s to lose?” Read the rest of this entry »

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